The end of civilisation, again

I have just come across a reference to a recipe for stir-fried lutfisk. The Swedish for stir-fried, incidentally, is wokad — “wokked”. I tried to find this recipe, and failed, which is perhaps for the best. On the other hand, specially for readers in Minnesota, I present Lutfisk with artichokes, lime sauce and fried anchovies. Don’t anyone tell Garrison Keillor.

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After the drugs ran out

It turns out the Quicksilver Messenger Service still sounded great. The last three and a half songs1 on this concert vault recording are a treasure for anyone who likes inventive hippie music. Much better than almost everything on Happy Trails, though that seems to have been recorded on the same run.

There is quite a nice explanation for the erratic quality of their recordings in a long, verbatim interview transcript with David Freiberg I just stumbled on:

Q: how do you get into those long jams that are instrumental?
DF: Question is “how do you get OUT of them?” [laughs] I don’t know…the audience would go for anything we wanted to…[do]. I used to be really worried when I was at the Avalon. You know, John’s guitar was …he used the skinniest strings he could. He always used his Bigsby, which would put the strings out of tune, and so he’d never be in-tune you know. After every song, every note he played he use the Bigsby… So he’d be out of tune after every song, so he’d have to tune…. right And it would take him…we’d be standing there five…ten minutes. Waiting for him to get in tune, I used to worry about it…”Come on …we gotta get going…”…and all of a sudden…One time I was at the Avalon, really stoned and watching. I looked at the audience and they were enthralled watching John trying to tune his guitar…completely entertained. So I realized… “Oh, we can do anything we want. Why worry about it.”

1 That is to say the last three songs, and the last half of the one before.

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Apologies for delayed posting

I have been doing last-minute book edits, and catching up on all the stuff I haven’t been doing while doing last-minute book edits. It occurs to me that I haven’t had a proper holiday all year. No wonder I am so unproductive and stupid at the moment.

Possibly related, I was looking round the sites of estate agents in Lapland. Jorun, who comes from those parts, sent me a photograph taken in Ammarnäs at noon on New Year’s Eve, when it was between -25 and -30. This is rather discouraging. It is even more discouraging for geeks who look at the exif data and find it took 1/4 of a second at f2.8 to make the exposure.

On the other hand, you could buy a really quite pretty little farm there for £30,000, though of course most of the land is forest. If that’s too isolated, there is a cheaper bungalow in Moskosel, a place I dimly remember driving past, and wondering why anyone should live there. It is close to the Pite Älv, one of the most beautiful rivers I know. It costs maybe £20,000 and would make a truly wonderful retreat to write in. But one would have to have a car up there, and there is always the matter of winter.

Otherwise, there is a farm out towards the Norwegian border 600 miles south of these two, which I may even have visited. It is certainly very close to a place where an extremely drunk person took me home and tied a fly for me. And there must, somewhere, be the ideal cottage for me, with a balcony from which I can see a river with trout in it.

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Thanksgiving

This one is specially to make American readers feel better today — provided they are in the USA, that is: I was out walking today and noticed that the price of petrol has risen to £1.04 a litre, which is roughly $7.77 per US gallon. I suppose you’ll all have riots before then. In fact it will probably be taken as the end of the world when it rises to $6.66.

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Ultimate procrastination

Thanks to John Naughton I have just stumbled upon a site which appears to list every public or semi-public talk being given in or around Cambridge University. It is a glorious searchable toyshop of interesting ideas and almost the best thing about it is that each talk is accompanied by a sidebar listing others that seem almost entirely random. So I went from

And a whole lot of other stuff I have already forgotten. See? It’s like Google, but with real learning at the end of it.

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A memory of imperialism

We were sitting around the kitchen table talking about the violently aborted holiday in France, and my mother said, reminiscently, that her mother hated the Irish; an odd sentiment seeing as how the whole of the rest of my family is (protestant) Irish, including my maternal grandfather as well as my father. But my maternal grandmother was a Scots-English woman, and she hated the Irish. She thought they were dirty, dishonest, and violent.

I asked my mother why this was so, and she finally explained. When she herself was about three, and her mother was pregnant with the third child, their father was in India (he was a judge there) and she needed somewhere to live in England. So she rented a house big enough for all of them in Ireland and was astonished to discover the natives hostile and ungrateful. Whyever could this have been? Smart readers will be ahead of me at this point: the year this pregnant Englishwoman decided to holiday with two small children in Southern Ireland was 1921 …

It really is one of the oddest features of imperialism that the ruling class think it is evidence of a poor character in their subjects if they are not loved, even in the middle of a war of independence.

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On hating the French

I should have been writing this in an agreeable hotel in Avignon. The room was booked, the first class tickets bought. We rose at five to catch the train to London. At the St Pancras retail destination (with attached railway station) the ticket machine would not allow us onto the 10.00 am to Lille. We were directed to the ticket office. It turns out that there were no TGV trains running anywhere in France today, and so no possibility of reaching Avignon.

The Eurostar office made no difficulty about refunding the train tickets, which leaves me out only one night in a hotel (cancelled too late); £40 for two returns to London; £8.00 for two single tube tickets from King’s Cross to Liverpool Street; £10 for two coffees and two croissants while deciding what to do in the absence of trains and £12 for taxis to and from the station. I did learn one new rip-off. The café in St Pancras, rather than charge £6.00 for a sandwich, sells the bread and the filling separately at £2.95 each and the customers get to assemble it themselves.

It might have been more sensible to ring and check the progress of the strike before setting off, but I had the impression that no one at Eurostar had any idea which trains would be running until they were actually cancelled, if you see what I mean.

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What could be more agreeable

than to see the Eurabia crowd denouncing anyone else as paranoid fascist nutters? Yet this is the spectacle offered by the latest schism on the far right. The paleofascist nutters around the Brussels Journal hate muslims, of course (no linky goodness from me; but it was, for example the site which popularised the story of the preacher who supposedly brunt burnt himself to death in protest against Islam); but they also have some understanding for the traditional European fascist attitude towards Jews.

This has brought down on them the wrath of the neofascist nutters at Little Green Footballs, who hate Muslims, of course, but regard (the right sort of) Jews as exemplary Americans. So they are now denouncing BJ as repulsive fascists etc, with all the self-righteousness at their command.

In a similar vein, the collapse of the European neo-fascist parliamentary group—after the Italian neo-fascists denounced Romanian immigrants as scum and the Romanian neofascists took exception, probably claiming that thee were all gypsies —has been especially welcome to people who might otherwise appear to take a similar attitude to the EU and to Muslims, like Daniel Hannan, the Europhobe MEP, who was able to write an article denouncing these vile neo-fascists.

In constantly warning about a “far Right menace”, Lefties aren’t really attacking the handful of blackshirts still left in Europe. Their true targets are small-state Tories, who couldn’t be ideologically further removed from the skinheads, but who can neatly be bracketed with them as “Right-wing”. Clever, no?

Yes, that would be the same Daniel Hannan, MEP, whose name appears on the masthead of the Brussels Journal. Clever? No.

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I dreamed I saw Saint Augustines

(this is, by coincidence, Entry 1500: apologies if you thought the blog would suddenly go all profound and witty)

Am off to Avignon for four days tomorrow, travelling first class on Eurostar, because it is only an extra 30 Euros. Actually, it turns out that this is not first class, but second class, since the three price levels available are “business”, “leisure select” and “standard” or something like that. In any case, there should be power outlets and free coffee. Avignon makes one think of Popes, which in turn reminds me of a conversation I had with someone at Lambeth Palace on Wednesday. I was ranting about the schism, and how Rowan appears to me now to resemble a rabbit surrounded — and partially hypnotised — by blood-crazed stoats. In particular, I asked what the hell they thought would happen when two people turned up claiming to be the Bishop of Pittsburgh.

“Oh”, said my interlocutor, with the air of one who has solved an important puzzle, “Well you do know that all the time that St Augustine was Bishop of Hippo there was another Bishop of Hippo, too. So we have been here before.”

I’m afraid I was completely struck dumb by this. A better journalist or even a quicker thinker would have had a follow-up question, something like “well, yes, but which one was SAINT FUCKING AUGUSTINE? Doesn’t that matter?”

And now we will never know. If it’s any consolation to Anglican readers, I doubt that in 1600 years time anyone will think it mattered who was the Bishop of Pittsburgh in 2008, either.

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Midgley and metaphysics

I pulled down Science and Salvation last night and it fell open at a discussion of the truth of large metaphysical assertions which is a useful way of following on from the comments to my earlier piece. It’s quite a long quote, but worth it

[I also know that the styling of the comments section is importantly broken. I am too busy to fix it today]

To deny that God and the soul existed seemed only the logical next move after denying doctrines such as the Trinity or transubstantiation or the efficacy of prayers for the dead. And all these denials appeared, in an important way, like denying that there were unicorns or that witches could kill by cursing. They all seemed to concern matters of fact, determinable by evidence.

By this method only two alternatives are considered. There is, or there is not, a unicorn in the garden. If there is not, then there is nothing there at all. The rhinoceros or antelope that may be there is of no interest, no matter for surprise or wonder. Nor are the flowers, the trees or the soil. It is not guessed that they might now need to be looked at differently. If a unicornless world proves to be one drained of significance, then it is concluded that the significance, as much as the unicorns, always was a mistake.

Without significance, however, people cannot live. To see life as having a meaning is not just to add an indulgence, a colour or a taste, to its raw data. It is to find any shape in it at all, any connexion among its elements. This is not a luxury; it is the condition which makes thinking possible. The question is not whether we are pro- or anti-God. It is: how do we now map the connexions in the world if they are not to be described by talk of God? What sort of world do we now have? Connexion itself is not a superstition that we can get rid of. It is work that must be done one way or another. To refuse that work will not stop it being done. It will only leave it to the uncontrolled play of the imagination.

Failure to see this complexity is not a new fault, invented by the modern world. It is a batch of ancient faults taken over unnoticed from the Christian tradition, or, more exactly, from its entanglement in political feuds, which committed it to constant polarization about simple dogmas. In the seventeenth-century wars of religion, as in earlier disputes, enormous issues of doctrine were repeatedly treated as factual questions with a single right answer, reachable through controversy.

Once political sides had been taken, it became extremely hard to suggest that the truth is so vast that both these doctrines may be only attempts to grasp at a part of it. Instead, nations confidently drilled their peoples to accept one of two solutions, while dissenters, just as confidently, died proclaiming the other. With the same sort of confidence, atheists now pronounced their own final solution. As a matter of simple fact, they explained, there was no God, and – equally as a matter of fact – the physical world was (by sheer good luck) orderly, constructed just as it needed to be for scientific enquiry every bit as well as if God had done it.

Vast propositions like these, however, are not very like everyday matters of fact. Are they matters of fact at all? What does it mean to call them so? What is the alternative? Current usage thinks only of ‘value-judgments’ which is far too narrow. Very general statements about the way the universe works, such as that it is ordered, or is – as Monod claims – totally contingent, or that it is, or is not, an illusion, or that it is in the hand of God, or that all events in it are causally determined, or that it is only a social construction, are not judgments of value. Least of all are they unaccountable judgments of value, of the vague kind which people often seem now to mean by that term. They certainly do not just say ‘boo’ or ‘hurray’.

What they have in common with ordinary, modest factual statements is that they are intended to be true or false – to describe some actual state of affairs, not to be fiction. Where they differ is in that it is much less obvious how we can know them. We cannot compare them directly with any actual thing or things; they are far too wide. We cannot test them, as we do reports about unicorns, by the ordinary rules of evidence, relating such reports to a batch of neighbouring facts. There are simply too many facts involved.

What I would add to this is only that it is an interesting question, to which there might be answers, why metaphysics and politics become from time to time entangled. Rowan Williams said the other day that the relationship between religion and conflict was not that religion generates conflict, but that conflict generates religion, and I think this is true, and subtle. It is precisely the empirical unarguability of religion that makes religious or metaphysical positions so politically useful — if what you want is a fight to the death without compromise. So they will always be reinvented and rediscovered. That is why it is so important that we understand the possibilities of reconciling sacrednesses, or at least making them compatible with one another. However, that’s drifting off into another point, and I feel in general that any argument which concludes that interfaith relations are a good thing must have something radically wrong with it. How can anything so boring and pious save the world?

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