Four weeks

Tomorrow it will be four weeks since the bloody ear infection started, which explains the infrequency of posting. In that time I have never known whether some sudden injudicious gesture, like wiping a sweaty forehead on my sleeve, will convert the whole world into a nauseating trampoline, an effect which takes two or three hours to wear off. Sometimes I have 48 hours free and think it is all ending. Then it comes back. So I have husbanded my energies, I’m afraid, for work and book boosterage. Normal posting will resume as soon as possible.

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Not pronounced the obvious way

There is to be a new Anglican Communion, based around the 1662 prayerbook and the 39 Articles — delicious, that Peter Akinola and Peter Jensen should be heading up an organisation which takes as an article of faith that foreign bishops shall have no jurisdiction in this realm of England. It will be called FOCA, and it won’t acknowledge the authority of Canterbury though it’s not clear who will in fact run it, and so which will be the baddest mother FOCA church.

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A simple thought on the management of software

I just wrote a column for Charles Arthur about how I had celebrated Firefox day by switching back to Opera and this thought didn’t quite make it in.

The organisational division between the users and producers of software should follow its patterns of use. Open source software is predicated on the idea that users ought to become producers too. Most of the time this is simply false, and when it is, commercial or at least closed source software will work better. The clear organisational distinction between producers and consumers corresponds to the reality of function. That is why Opera is better than Firefox. With the great open source success stories — LAMP, essentially — there has been a more permeable barrier between users and producers precisely because the user/customers are themselves producers of software to start with. Even then, the successful projects are run as despotisms.

The half-failures like OpenOffice have failed to understand which side of the barrier they are on, and to organise themselves accordingly. Actually I am inclined to think that OOo ought to be open source. There’s certainly no commercial justification for another disk-based office suite. But in that case the distinction between Sun as the inner oligarchy of producers, and everyone else as more or less favoured consumers simply won’t hold. The balance, difficult and unpleasant though it clearly is for Sun to understand, is not between professional engineers and happy, laughing amateurs with their intoxicating natural rhythms, but between the Sun-salaried workforce and their competitors from the real world, at IBM and the various Linux companies. The end-users are wholly irrelevant.

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Book reviews

I am exhausted from a rather wonderful launch party last night, but the first review of Fishing in Utopia is up, in the Economist. Very gratifying, with just the right touch of vinegar to keep it from being cloying—did you know I am given to prissy self-importance?—no, well the Economist will tell you, but also that I am the best religious journalist in England and that the book is very good, and fun. Don’t forget the fun. I hear that actually buying a copy will cause unexpected personal growth, if you do it every day for six weeks.
This afternoon the Sunday Times decided it wanted an author photograph to illustrate their review.

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Publicity

I didn’t do this. And I am opposed to self-linking. But it’s very funny. See what the FWB has made!

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Windows 3.1 lies athwart my future

I have two CD roms on my desk right now which retailed for about £500 each in the early Nineties. Each one holds a year’s run of the Independent; so far as I know they are my only way of getting at very early cuttings, since the Essex Libraries database only goes back to 1996. Each disk contains a dos batch file to install the reader software (FT Profile, by Personal Library Software) onto a hard disk, whence it would interrogate the CR-rom drive (£250). The batch file won’t run under anything later than MS Dos 5.

Can anyone suggest how I might get this running under some kind of emulator? It might be possible to fake the action of the installation file and then run the search software, I suppose, if I had set up the environment variables it is looking for. hmmm. I actually need this because I have to write a speech about the future of the Anglican Communion, a subject on which I know nothing. So I thought I would go back and look at its past, and what we thought the future would turn out to be.

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Three words that should be river names

  • The Prannock
  • The Wazzock
  • The Twunt

I imagine they are all in the West country somewhere. The Prannock is a chalk stream, with a small watercress farm on its lower reaches. The Wazzock is slow, with pike-filled eddies. The Twunt splashes hastily down a moor to join the Wazzock.

I may be feeling better.

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Muslim slave raiders

According to MacCulloch, (p 57)

On the eastern and southern rim of Europe, Islam remained a threat until the end of the seventeenth century. Even when the activities of the Ottoman fleet were curbed after the battle of Lepanto in 1571 (chapter 7, p. 331), north African corsairs systematically raided the Mediterranean coasts of Europe to acquire slave labour; in fact they ranged as far as Ireland and even Iceland, kidnapping men, women and children. Modern historians examining contemporary comment produce reliable estimates that Islamic raiders enslaved around a million western Christian Europeans between 1530 and 1640; this dwarfs the contemporary slave traffic in the other direction, and is about equivalent to the numbers of west Africans taken by Christian Europeans across the Atlantic at the same time. Two religious Orders, the Trinitarians and Mercedarians, specialized in ransoming Christian slaves, and over centuries honed diplomatic expertise and varied local knowledge to maximize the effectiveness of this specialized work. Large areas of Mediterranean coastline were abandoned for safer inland regions, or their people lived in perpetual dread of what might appear on the horizon; this may well explain, for instance, why Italians lost their medieval zest for adventurous trade overseas.4 The fear which this Islamic aggression engendered in Europe was an essential background to the Reformation, convincing many on both sides that God’s anger was poised to strike down the Christian world, and so making it all the more essential to please God by affirming the right form of Christian belief against other Christians.

Interesting, at least to me, that doctrinal differences are sometimes sharpened by external pressure, rather than being dissolved. Perhaps something similar is now happening in the Arab world; for all the talk about the Muslim invasion of Europe, there is today a Christian army in Baghdad, rather than a Muslim one outside Vienna.

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Getting better

I have been reading Dairmaid Dermot Diarmaud Diarmaid MacCulloch’s rather wonderful Reformation; this clears up a lot of confusion about the roots of the Church of England and its model of authority. In modern political terms, all Henry VIII did was to fork the papacy. But of course some of the people on the project wanted to rewrite it completely.

The book, in case you didn’t know, is a magnificent achievement, all the more impressive because it was written in the interstices of teaching, and—I imagine—spending more time than almost anyone else in the world spelling out his name down telephone lines.

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Silence getting old

I know, I know. I have an infection of the middle ear, which has been on for nearly a fortnight now. The symptoms are tedious, and involve unpredictable and incapacitating giddiness, rising to occasional vomiting, and steady, well-established stupidity even when I am capable of speech and movement. So I am using what energies I have for work, or things that might one day be worked up into work. If this were a properly functioning blog I would ask you to talk amongst yourselves. In any case, normal service will resume as soon as I can.

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