Away for the weekend

To see Richard Thompson last night, for about the third or fourth time in my life, and clearly the best. It was the first show I’ve seen where his guitar playing would take off unexpectedly in the middle of songs and it was quite breathtaking, especially in Vincent Black Lightning. At the last, he brought out his daughter to sing the harmonies on A heart needs a home and it was both spooky and glorious.

Another discovery is that if you want a moderately expensive businessman’s hotel in central London, the City Inn in Pimlico is fine: quiet, clean, and not at all ugly. There is an iMac in every room instead of a television. Looking it up to link it, I discover that the rack rate is approximately twice what we were quoted on the phone and will in fact pay. Another spot of anecdata for a collapse in hotel and restaurant spending this spring.

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It’s warmer than you think

One of my silly habits is to read quotidian blogs from the Swedish provinces. I absolutely don’t want anything that tells me large news when I do so. The Archers would be far too exciting. I just want a pleasing background sense of other lives being lived that are completely strange without being in the least unusual. It makes me feel like a friendly alien presence. Perhaps it’s a realisation of a childhood dream of mine, that I could fly in darkness across a landscape of small, comfortable farms, and listen at their windows without being ever noticed. Or perhaps it’s just a way to feel warm: this morning, May 24th, I came across a photograph of a back garden in Lapland taken last week: in the foreground, a brand new trampoline; in the background, a drift or pile of still unmelted snow. Admittedly, it’s the last patch left in the garden, but it is also late May.

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code and prose

I’d be interested to know from any of the developers who read this whether my piece in yesterday’s Guardian made sense.

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But this story is entirely true

Survivors of the last Lambeth Conference will remember the positively Burmese quality of press organisation. Apparently it was just as bad from the inside: someone working there asked what arrangements had been made to bring to Canterbury the Cardinal who was arriving as the official ambassador from the Vatican. “Won’t he just take the tube like everyone else?” was the reply.

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Metafictional diary note

I was drinking last night with the Archbishop of Canterbury and he didn’t have any interesting gadgets in his cassock but later that evening I bumped into Sean who showed me the first worthwhile use of an iPhone: fishporn. He had videos of trout in green translucent rivers that looked almost as lovely as the real thing. I didn’t want to see them caught, and I hate the bit where they are lifted from the water to be photographed—kill them or release them, but don’t film their mouths and gills working in the air—but the fish themselves were lovely and bought a sense of wildness and tranquillity to a pub back garden in Southwark. I’m not completely heartless. I did tell Rowan that there was probably still one stuga free in Lapland for the second half of July but we couldn’t agree on a price.

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Pass the sickbag, baby Jesus

Religion’s all right when it doesn’t deal in sentimentality. But much of the religious comment on the Embryo bill has been just disgusting. I would have voted in favour in favour of lowering the abortion limit myself; I fully accept the Catholic argument that we shouldn’t risk harming sentient beings: I just disagree over where and how to assess the risk that foetuses are sentient. Embryos certainly aren’t. But George Pitcher’s piece in today’s Telegraph had no more substance than a hagfish. It starts with an anecdote about a six-year-old child who was asked to give blood to his sister and agreed to do so even though he thought this would involve his own death. There’s one large snag with this story, which, to his credit, he does explain:

It might have been apocryphal, but it hardly matters in the way that such stories speak the truth to power.

Well, no: if in fact it never happened, then it’s not speaking truth to anyone and if the powerful take any notice, it’s speaking lies to power.

Anyway, he goes on to say that while he would absolutely not in practice be opposed to saviour siblings, we ought to worry about them in principle, for reasons which seem to me every bit as phony as the earlier anecdote:

At one level, there is the profound effect on their self-worth that this new generation of little donors will have to bear. To put it vulgarly, if Leo grows up to resent that his mother conceived him because she was too embarrassed to carry her “equipment” with her to Balmoral, how much more embarrassing might it be to be brought into the world to be a piece of equipment.

If little Leo grows up to resent that he was the result of a contraceptive failure, he should get over himself. Isn’t the whole point of Christianity that god has a purpose for you even if it is invisible to the outside world, and to your parents? And, from a non-christian point of view, why should the world acknowledge any legitimacy to the teenager’s complaint “I didn’t ask to be born”? No one asked to be born and it’s absurd to think that your parents wanted you in particular. They took their chances at conception and hoped for the best. They may have got lucky. You and they may have collaborated to produce a decent human being. But no one could have foreseen which decent human being this would be at birth, still less at conception.

“Beyond that, there are philosophical principles here that go to the heart of our civilisation – and to the heart of anyone who would fall to their knees in front of that small boy to tell him that he would not be harvested for his sibling. The doctrine of Imago Dei emerged from the Greek patriarchs.”

OK, so the Telegraph’s subs don’t know the difference between Father and Patriarch.

They didn’t have to worry about embryology, but they did establish that humans were made in the image of God, which spoke of superiority to the rest of creation, the quality of an immortal soul and the gift of reason. Above all, the idea was identified with free will; that every life is sacred and unique, a principle that has shone down the ages. It follows that such lives have their own purpose. We are, for the first time, enshrining in law the principle that babies can be born for someone else’s purpose.

If it wasn’t enshrined in law earlier, that’s is only because it’s completely bloody self-evident. How many Telegraph readers have had babies because they didn’t want their other one to be a lonely only child? How many have had babies because they wanted a boy, or a girl, and hadn’t had one yet? Isn’t it the duty of an aristocratic family to produce an heir? In all these cases and throughout human history, babies are born for the purposes of the family or the tribe to which they belong. In other contexts, Telegraph readers understand this very well. If some fifteen-year-old on benefits starts having babies just because she loves them, they see her as a threat to society. But sentimentality and cruelty have always gone hand in hand. Neither gives religion any credit. You would have thought, however, that an ordained priest like Pitcher would be familiar with the story of one baby who was born “for us men and for our salvation” with consequences generally agreed by Christians to have been wholly beneficial.

(part of an occasional series of posts too bad tempered to print)

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More Weizenbaum

The prescience of Joe Weizenbaum continues. After long detours, I have returned to the end of his book, where he is asking whether the world has any understanding of what computers will do. He saw very clearly how a “system” would grow which had its own logic, and in front of which everyone seemed to stand powerless. What set off this riff was the production of an early seismology database, which made it possible to visualise 8000 known earthquakes, and so see the world’s tectonic plates but simultaneously wiped from the map everything that had happened before 1960, because the earlier data was too difficult to scan in.

The computer has thus begun to be an instrument for the destruction of history. For when society legitimates only those “data” that are “in one standard format” and that “can easily be told to the machine,” then history, memory itself, is annihilated. The New York Times has already begun to build a “data bank” of current events. Of course, only those data that are easily derivable as by-products of typesetting machines are admissable to the system. As the number of subscribers to this system grows, and as they learn more and more to rely on “all the news that [was once] fit to print,” as the Times proudly identifies its editorial policy, how long will it be before what counts as fact is determined by the system, before all other knowledge, all memory, is simply declared illegitimate? Soon a supersystem will be built, based on the New York Times’ data bank (or one very like it), from which “historians” will make inferences about what “really” happened, about who is connected to whom, and about the “real” logic of events. There are many people now who see nothing wrong in this.

This was written in 1975 or a little earlier.

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My contribution to Youtube

I didn’t put this here. Still less did I supply the cheesy title. A friend found it and told me. But I’m quite happy it escaped into the wild: it is the grim bit of my last Analysis programme. Listen with your eyes closed if pious framing offends you. But it is worth a listen.
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My life is complete

This evening I heard a columnist for the Washington Post explain to a public meeting that “since I came to England, people keep telling me that American journalism is po-faced. I don’t know what po-faced means”

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How computers improve life

or not: an occasional series. This entry comes from lifehacker:

Calendar: Track Time Between Haircuts with Google Calendar and Spreadsheet

Googler Matt Cutts uses Google Calendar and Google Spreadsheets to keep track of how long he’s gone between haircuts—a good way to make sure he doesn’t get too overgrown. First he copies his regular haircut appointment calendar dates into a spreadsheet, and then he uses a date math formula to calculate the difference between each.

The idea that technological, computerate solutions are intrinsically better than merely looking in the mirror from time to time is more clearly absurd here than in the saga of the OLPC. But it’s recognisably the same mindset.

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